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End All War
I pose a question: is nudity the answer to world peace? Before you accuse me of being some sort of sexual deviant, let’s explore it a bit more. I think there’s a powerful thought there. For starters,...
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HAPPY FRICKIN’ FREEDOM DAY
You might think it's the bombs bursting in air that's making all that noise outside, but YOU'D BE WRONG! Outside your doors, shattering your windows, and scaring the shit out of all of your pets is...
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The Feminist Tiger
Okay, yeah, so Shere Khan is traditionally cast as a male, but, honestly, men can be feminists, too. And Shere Khan's arrogance would definitely lead him to take on the feminist mantle to satisfy his...
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Delicious… Too Soon?
Just imagine Luke Skywalker walking up to his Tatooine home, seeing his aunt and uncle burnt to a crisp, and making a pithy comment about how they smell like barbecue. That's essentially what we have...
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VIVA!
Some say she's a freedom fighter, some say she's a terrorist. All we know for sure is that she went to Scarif, and before it was destroyed, she got the Death Star plans out of it. She rebelled against...
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Quackers
Did you hear that Duck Tales is coming back? I'm pretty sure the best part about it is that David Tennant is playing the part of Scrooge McDuck. A real scotsman in the role of a real scotsduck. In any...
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Let’s Get Down to Business
You can see here exactly what it will take to bring this whole company into the realm of manliness. We can up sales if we just learn from these four basic principles. Swift as a coursing river. Force...
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Beautiful Scarif
I remember that day on Scarif. It was a beautiful, balmy 78 degrees out. The beaches were bluer than the eyes of a lover. The X-Wings flew in without warning and lit up the ground, blowing the sand up...
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No Man’s Land
As a matter of full disclosure, you should know that I am a man, but that doesn't preclude me from highly appreciating the glory of Wonder Woman. You do not mess with Diana of Themyscira. You might as...
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WELCOME TO AMERICA
It may not seem like it most of the year, but at least once every year we Americans believe American to be the greatest country in the universe. And even some of the lesser multiverses. The many...
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